May 2012
26 posts
This song describes my life perfectly
Alex Clare
Up All Night
Wakin’ up in someone else’s bed, Was what I was waitin’ for Oh my days what have I done, She saw me sneaking out the door What have I been waiting for, Been wasting all my time Watchin’ my youth slip away Surely is a crime And no, she don’t know what we do in our spare time No she don’t know that we’ve been up all night All night, all night, all night We go on...
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So wasted,
I don’t give a shit.
Mom and Dads is the place to be tonight.
Officer kills naked attacker chewing man's face →
fucknozombies:
The Miami Herald reports that gunshots were heard at about 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, which is near the newspaper’s offices. Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon a naked man mauling the other man. The newspaper quoted witnesses as saying that the officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he...
“My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the...”
– Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Just saw the trailer for The Great Gatsby...
Just why?
seriously
There is no such thing as "a long story short."
It’s always to long.
Finally rejoing the modern age
jerms:
mcthrillz:
I finally got internet in my apartment.
It’s only been two and a half years…
what made you cave?
My landlord decided to switch back to cable from Fios and the guy installing asked me to check and see if the wiFi was working.
I told him that my house doesn”t have wiFi and he disagreed. He gave me a network and password, i entered them and immediately hooked up to...
Finally rejoing the modern age
I finally got internet in my apartment.
It’s only been two and a half years…
September 2011
21 posts
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Your one majority good thing!: Don't judge →
jerms:
if there’s one thing that life has taught me, it’s this. Especially recently. I have noticed that in the past year, many people I know have judged me, and many others for the jobs we work. Whether it is a general “why the fuck would they work this job, and not go for something else (what they…
I love when people tell me that I need a real job. Hey Fuckos, I work seven days and...
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Why is it impossible that I don’t believe in God/a higher power?
I don’t try and rub it in peoples faces or anything, but when they ask they act appalled.
This app is buggy
Hey Tumblr, fix your iPhone app!
If this is the game you're playing...
Count me out. I’m done getting emotionally torn apart.
So Tumble iPhone app
I’ll finally be able to keep up on here.
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Solitude and Silence
thebarstoolphilosopher:
When I was fifteen I would walk home every day from school through the woods by my house. If we’re going to split hairs I wouldn’t necessarily call them woods any more than I’d call a toy poodle a dog. It’s more of a nature preserve that cropped up around a man made pair of lake. But, to those in the community, they were as close to woods as you’d get in the Long Island...
Didjaknow?
Jerry Garcia played the steel drum on “Stuck in the Middle With You”
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Torchwood
ommegang:
the blessing looks like a giant vagina.
obviously men wrote this plot.
August 2011
26 posts
Where did this pizza come from?
ommegang:
those are the best mornings…
It’s actually a direct quote from one Andrew Stoecker. Shoulda used quotation marks.
But it applies, looking in my parents fridge right now. There’s like 2 Dominoes pizzas in here.
It is not nice to call someone an alcoholic
Especially when he’s are only drunk because their little brother’s friends begged him to buy them beer at 530 in the morning.
Where did this pizza come from?